1. “Who the hell is she supposed to be, Nicki Minaj?  Everyone can’t wear pink weave.”  — Walgreens, 51st and Cottage Grove 2. “Sir, I am looking for something less “garage sale” and more “Euro.” — Home Depot, Roosevelt, South Loop 3. “This city needs a f*cking douche.  It smells like ass out here.”  – ... Read more »