Tag: funny

Overheard On The South Side: A Collection of Chatter

“Seriously, this was the ugliest girl I had ever met but she reminded me of my mom so that’s why we dated.” – Walgreens, Roosevelt and Canal “Sandy Jackson is a mess. I knew she was underhanded when she got her nose job. You’re a f*cking Alderman, not a Housewife of Beverly Hills.” –Valois, Hyde... Read more »

Top 5 Things That Will Happen In Your Lifetime, Guaranteed.

Yes, I know everything there is to know about you. It isn’t that I am psychic… I am just good like that. The earth shifts in a way where things just happen. You can’t control the outcome because it was fate. Even if you don’t believe in fate, you have to admit that some things... Read more »

The Most Politically Incorrect Advertisements From The Past

Coffee Brings People Together! Well, not exactly by the strained look of, "OMG please don't let these black men shank and gang rape me."
A collection of the most offensive ads from times past.  Feel free to leave your comments in the section below and while you’re at it, follow me on Twitter @TheRealJoyRene   Yep! You’re welcome!

The Funniest Ish From The Web This Week

It’s the end of the week and it’s time for the weekend. Do you need a laugh? I’ve decided to be a loyal friend and upload some funny pics from the web to lighten the load. Unwind and enjoy! Feel free to post your comments in the section below, and while you’re at it, follow me... Read more »

A Little Blurb About Mondays: Guidance In The Laws Of Ass Whippery

Today was one of those days. Dealing with difficult people is always fun. Before, I would be stressed for days behind it…couldn’t sleep..allow it to affect my home life. Now, I just stretch back in my seat, put my hands behind my neck and throw my feet on the desk and say, “You finished?” I... Read more »

Overheard On The South Side: A Hilarious Gathering Of Conversations In The City

“I cannot wait for this strike to be over. My kids are so annoying.”-Food 4 Less, 47th & Damen. “So then this bitch says to me..”When are WE leaving?” And I was wondering where the hell she got “WE” from? Worst date ever!” – White Palace, Roosevelt and Canal “He has this weird relationship with... Read more »

Ode To Whomever Steals My Tribune Every Sunday Morning.

Damn you. The Tribune is cheap enough for you to get your own subscription. I hope you lose the coupons inside and are forced to pay full price…forever. I am working on a way to catch you. Imagine an imaginary string or a cage that drops down on you as you step on my porch... Read more »

Quick Cup o' Joe & Short But True Story With Joy: A South Side Exclusive 8/31/2012

So, I am at a red light this morning on my way to the gig and a white work van pulls up next to me with two men inside: Driver: “Pssst…Pssst.” (Trying to get my attention) Me: “Can I help you?” (Highly annoyed). Driver: “I want to f@ck you.” Me: “Won’t your boyfriend sitting next... Read more »

Zip Your Pie Hole! 5 Things Men Should Never Say To Women

Of course you noticed my last article about the things that we women should never say to the men in our lives. I’ll bet you thought the men who read my articles would be off the hook, WRONG… DEAD WRONG. Guys are known for saying the most unsettling shit to their women. It’s almost pathetic.... Read more »

Overheard On The South Side: A Compilation Of Hilarious Tidbits

“It’s hotter than balls out here.”— Backyard barbecue at 45th & Wolcott “Can you believe that girl’s face? She looks like Schmiegal from Lord of The Rings.” — Kimbark Liquors, 53rd & Kimbark “Next to my cousin,Bob, this guy is the least interesting person on earth.”  —Icon, Roosevelt & Canal “This sh*t is dusty back... Read more »