Overheard On The South Side: Holiday Style Quickie

"I just ordered my son a new iPad for Christmas.  That son-of-a-bitch is being sent back since he dropped out of school."  -Chase Bank, 63rd & Western

"The person I picked for Secret Santa is an asshole.  Can't I just take a shit in the box?" -Name & Location WITHELD BY REQUEST

"If I don't get an engagement ring this year, we're done."  --Walgreens, 55th & Lake Park

"Dude, I told you, its better to be single during Christmas and New Year's." - Panera, Roosevelt & Canal

"This Santa looks like he's anorexic...they didn't even try to stuff the suit."  -Ford City Mall, Food Court

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