It's true that becoming a mother changes things.
Definitely, I have more patience, I smile more...I sleep less.
Yet, I can't seem to shake my intolerance for assholes and dumb asses.
I was at the mall the other day with my little one in the stroller when a guy on his cell phone walked head-on into us. He spun around, grimaced, "Geez, watch where you are going."
Then, I overheard him say to the person on the other line, "....Some dumb bitch..."
Scurrrrrrrrr!!!!! <--- That's the sound of jogger stroller tires doing a U-Turn to follow that insensitive asshole.
My face was tingling with rage.
I was behind him moving full speed like a cracked out speed walker and I heard him say, "...I think she heard me.."
He tensed up when he heard my voice,"So I am a bitch?"
"..Ugh..no...I wasn't talking to you..sorry."
"Yes, you were asshole! Let me tell you, you are the bitch...and whoever you're talking to on the phone is a bitch too. A BIG BITCH at that."
I was furious.
I turned and walked away and overheard the guy as he got back on the phone...
I am horrible, I know.
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