Overheard on The South Side 8/31/2012

"When are you going to stop screwing your ex-wife?" -Jewel, Roosevelt

"I am Jewish and John is black. My mom is gonna fu*king die when she finds out." - Eleven City Diner, 11th & Wabash

"Where the hell did I park? I hate when you forget where I parked. That's your job." -Ford City Mall

"I don't like the way you talk to me. So what if you are 6? I am going to smack you." -Olive Garden, Bedford Park

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