The Tribune is cheap enough for you to get your own subscription.
I hope you lose the coupons inside and are forced to pay full price...forever.
I am working on a way to catch you.
Imagine an imaginary string or a cage that drops down on you as you step on my porch to steal my Sunday indulgence.
You probably do not read the lovely arts section or giggle while reading the comics.
Do you even care about the free extreme sports magazine?
Someday, we will meet and I am going to demand payment for what you have enjoyed on my dime.
I should not have to wake up at 4:00 AM to be assured my paper is there.
Damn you again!
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