"These bus drivers are looking more and more like sumo wrestlers." --51st and Cottage Stop
"Why the hell are you giving me half-scoops of tuna? Round them shits out." - Subway 63rd and Kedzie
"My mom says I look like my dad but she doesn't know who my dad is." -Spectrum Bar on Halsted in Greek Town.
"I think we'll get more ass if you keep saying you are a medical student." -Valois Cafeteria Hyde Park
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