1. "Who the hell is she supposed to be, Nicki Minaj? Everyone can't wear pink weave." -- Walgreens, 51st and Cottage Grove
2. "Sir, I am looking for something less "garage sale" and more "Euro." -- Home Depot, Roosevelt, South Loop
3. "This city needs a f*cking douche. It smells like ass out here." -- On 13th east of Wabash.
4. "Dude, we need to see more hoes and less bros." --- Sidewalk conversation in front of Morgans, S. Halsted.
5. "I just need something to make me lose weight in 5 days, are we on the same page?" GNC --- 53rd St. Hyde Park
These are conversations heard on the South Side! Feel free to leave yours in the comments and while you're at it follow me on Twitter @TheRealJoyRene and find me on Facebook.
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