Overheard On The South Side: A Compilation Of Hilarious Tidbits

"It's hotter than balls out here."--- Backyard barbecue at 45th & Wolcott

"Can you believe that girl's face? She looks like Schmiegal from Lord of The Rings." --- Kimbark Liquors, 53rd & Kimbark

"Next to my cousin,Bob, this guy is the least interesting person on earth."  ---Icon, Roosevelt & Canal

"This sh*t is dusty back here, no wonder it's 3 for $1." ---Continental Sales, 63rd & Pulaski

"...So, I tell the guy to ram it in sideways and get the hell offa my porch. I can't stand those door to door preachers." --- Dominicks, Archer & Ashland

"You assholes need to fix your sign. I nearly tore up my goddamned car thinking gas was cheap. I don't want a goddamned car wash, I want cheap gas." ---Amoco, 47th & Western

These are real things overheard around the city.  Leave your thoughts in the comment section below and while you're at it, follow me on Twitter @TheRealJoyRene and find me on Facebook too for more craziness.

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