Funny Things Heard On The South Side: II

"29 cents per banana? Are you kidding me? They look like  they've been in a fight with all those bruises." Target, Roosevelt & Clark

"My wife thinks I'm at work. That's the only way I can enjoy a donut by my damn self." Dunkin Donuts, 59th & Kedzie

"C'mon, if we even look like we're gonna buy, they'll come outta the woodworks 10 at a time." Sears, Appliance Dept, 61st & Western

"No one told me I would need to know how many inches the room is.  I just want one big piece of carpet." Home Depot, 47th and Western

These are real conversations  overheard South of the city.  Please feel free to leave comment bdkow and while you're at it, follow me on Twitter @TherealJoyRene

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  • Why are you so awesome? I usually tweet the amazing things I hear on the bus. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who hear such utterances.

  • In reply to Woodlawn Wonder:

    Awww, thanks! It's really crazy the things people say. If I didn't hear it myself, I wouldn't believe it! I really appreciate tge support, please share!

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