Donald Trump, meet Lance Armstrong

A bust of Trump.  
How appropriate.
I had someone mention to me recently that A Sorry State has become an assault on Trump (at least I know SOMEONE besides me is reading it!).  Trust me–it’s not intentional.  But it’s like late night TV hosts say–when there is good content out there, it’s hard not to shy away from it! To that... Read more »

AN APOLOGY TO 7.5 BILLION PEOPLE (GIVE OR TAKE A FEW)

Dear World Nations, Friends and Allies— Suffice to say, I don’t know 99.9999% of you, the 7.5 billion people on this planet by name or facial recognition, and some of you have a real hatred for the United States and its people. But for those of you who think our country, otherwise, our nation owes... Read more »

11.9 Is This Generation’s 9.11--Or Is It?

The neighborhood is remarkably quiet.  The train station—not a peep from anyone around.  No one is talking on the train.  Even Starbucks is quiet.  Just silence.  Eerie, eerie silence. Over the last 12 hours, our nation has taken a punch to the gut lie no other time in my history; well, I take that back. ... Read more »
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Apologies to Goats Everywhere--A Curse or Lack of Accountability?

For his next trick, Joe Maddon is going to pick my lottery numbers. The Chicago Cubs manager proved that methodical thinking, intelligence, a knack for the game and a little bit of luck can go a long way with this team. Joe Maddon has proven to be a business management genius for the way he... Read more »

Whether on or off record, Trump is inexcusable— and another Golden A.S.S. Award Winner

Donald Trump--Two (or Three)-Time Golden A.S.S. Award Repicipient
I am writing this blog post from St. Louis, the home of the latest Presidential debate.  No, your faithful writer did not come to The Great Arch to see Republicans and Democrats play against each other; I am watching my nine year-old son play some great hockey. Last night, the Washington Post’s David Fahrentold uncovered... Read more »

Which costs more, $20 million or an apology? A story(ed) problem of greed

Yesterday was the first day of school for Chicago Public Schools students (listen for the parents cheering), so let’s honor this occasion by writing and answering a multiple story problem.  Mr. Ailes did something bad, and now he has to pay someone for what he did.  What does this cost Mr. Fox? A–$20 million, not... Read more »
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Mylan Needs Mylanta (and More) to Address EpiPen Problems

I don’t carry an EpiPen, anymore. I should carry one, as I am one of the millions of people with food allergies. But when I have to spend $300 or more for a medication, it better be a life-or-death situation for me to have it or else I don’t need it.  For others, the choice... Read more »

Ryan Lochte—A Silver A.S.S. Award In Lieu of Olympic Gold

Ryan Lochte came out of the woodwork—five days late—to apologize. On Instagram. Really?  Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, I would think Donald Trump gave you advice on how not to apologize correctly. You might have been swimming for gold in Rio.  Today, you get silver—as in a Silver A.S.S. Award.  And I don’t even need to spend... Read more »

USA Olympic Team Swimming. Up Sh.t's Creek.

It’s the middle of the night.  I cannot sleep.  I am tossing and turning due to a lot of angst & uncertainty around me.  The pressure of events around me are making me nervous. This pretty much describes the last few nights for four swimmers from the USA Olympic Swimming Team. Welcome to Lochtegate. When... Read more »
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“Technopologies" Don't Work--Yet Companies Rely on Them More

Your attention please.  Milwaukee District, North Line.  Train Number 21..28.  Departure time of …9..33  AM….We are operating….10…minutes late….due to….waiting on other trains….due to….system failure….due to…waiting for equipment….we apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate your understanding…. Stop me if you are a Metra rider and you have heard the myriad technological excuses coming from automated MetraMan.... Read more »