Archive for 2012

My Girlfriend Cries All the Time

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You’ve wondered it before. What in the world could make a girl cry so…damn…much. Not to fear, we’re here to help! In this week’s episode we’re here to help. Learn what makes girls cry, what to do when they start crying (even if it’s during sex) AND how to make her stop crying. Remember….we’re experts.... Read more »

Seriously, babe, I hate your *$&%ing cat.

Seriously, babe, I hate your *$&%ing cat.
You can’t believe everything you see on the internet, and cute cats is one of them. #$%& those little $&%#s. They’re bitchy and clawy and moody and just…just dicks. They think they own everything and I’m sick of it. It’s time a voice be taken against these little bastards and I will lead this revolution.... Read more »

Does your pet watch you have sex?

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Apparently everybody in the world loves pets. Everybody, except for JoE that is. Their cute little faces. Cuddly, fluffy bodies. Unless you’re talking about birds….or fish. This week, we tried to talk about having a pet in a relationship and just failed miserably. What should have been advice turned into us talking about our own... Read more »
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Then and Now: Female Cartoon Sluts

Then and Now: Female Cartoon Sluts
Hanging out with my 3yr old niece has been quite the interesting experience as I’ve started to notice some new trends in children’s programming. I knew what I grew up with, and it wasn’t shows like 16 & pregnant. It was shows like Inspector Gadget, Ninja Turtles or Chip ‘N Dales Rescue Rangers. Sometimes, I’d... Read more »

SYHAG visits Lollapalooza

SYHAG visits Lollapalooza
  Have you ever found yourself looking for a great adventure to have with the significant other?  Are you looking for one that involves some pretty incredible music, celebrities, and a skyline that beats every other place in the world?  If you are, look no further than to the incredible city of Chicago.  This year... Read more »

Rules to Follow About Your Cell Phone

Rules to Follow About Your Cell Phone
Alright, get with it. It’s 2012 and we need to start laying down some ground rules here for technology and the female psyche. The old joke of Men Being from Mars and Women Being From Venus doesn’t apply here. We’re rarely in the same solar system together when it comes to emotions, attachments or the... Read more »
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Tipping Your Hot Waitress

Tipping Your Hot Waitress
Half the time, these girls are hired BECAUSE they are super attractive and out-going. The food & beverage industry knows how to get to you, especially at a bar. “Oh she just happens to have an amazing rack AND is laughing at your jokes?!” Nooo way! Dude, bro, bro, BRO! She obviously wants your junk.... Read more »

"We Don't Have Sex Anymore" - My Girlfriend Won't Have Sex With Me

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So she won’t have sex with you anymore and you think you did something wrong, huh? Chances are you’re just dating a woman, congratulations! In this week’s episode find out what’s too long to not have sex as well as some feedback from everyone on how you can MAKE the other person have sex with... Read more »

Your Boyfriend is a Bro and You're a Jersey Shore Rat

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Bros will be bros and rats will be rats. In this week’s episode it’s all about what it means to have a significant other who loves going to the club. We’ll let you know what a bro is, why girls find them sexy and tell you what REALLY happens at clubs. So ladies, slap on... Read more »
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But seriously, I still love her!

But seriously, I still love her!
You know the scene: You made it through another 8-hour work day.  You fooled everybody by putting on the “I’m better than ever” mask and for a moment you might even believe that you have fooled yourself into thinking you ARE doing better.  You get home after skipping the gym, you sit down in your... Read more »
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