Posts tagged "Bachelorette"

Bachelorette Finale Recap: "I Think I'll Be Happy"

Bachelorette Finale Recap: "I Think I'll Be Happy"
There comes a time in every grown man’s life when he needs to decide whether to focus on his real job that pays real money or to continue blogging about heavily-produced, competitive quests for Foreverlove. Well, ok, maybe not every grown man… But it happened to me. And I apparently chose the worst season possible... Read more »

The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 5 "I Can Sense Tension"

The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 5 "I Can Sense Tension"
Welcome to Marseille, where Andi lays it on thicker than the Frenchiest custard, “Kind of the epitome of romance and European charm, and it’s like the perfect place to fall in love.” Well, if Andi’s whole televised quest for foreverlove doesn’t work out, she can always apply for Brooke Burke’s job on the travel channel.... Read more »

Bachelorette Recap: Episode 3 "They Are Butchering This"

Bachelorette Recap: Episode 3 "They Are Butchering This"
Hey you weren’t the only one thrown for a loop on your Sunday night. Maybe you like to spend your Sundays going to church, maybe you like to have a nice dinner with the family, or maybe you like to watch the Blackhawks lose the Western Conference Finals in the most excruciating way imaginable. Then... Read more »
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Bachelorette Recap: Episode 2 "Who's Here to Get Drunk?"

Bachelorette Recap: Episode 2 "Who's Here to Get Drunk?"
Memorial Day is a time to thank our veterans for giving us all the freedom to enjoy the spoils of American traditions: barbecues, swimming pools, and, of course, turning the intrinsic human desire for love into a highly-produced advertiser-friendly reality show. The 19 remaining guys start their morning raising their Bloody Mary’s to Andi, the... Read more »

Bachelorette Recap: Episode 1 "This Should be Fun, Y'all"

Bachelorette Recap: Episode 1 "This Should be Fun, Y'all"
Wake up and smell the roses! It’s Bachelorette time again. Sadly, the 2-hour premiere we’ve grown accustomed to was condensed by thirty minutes so ABC could conclude Dancing with the Moderately Famous People Known in Particular Cult-like Circles but not Really Beyond That. I haven’t been as let down by a premiere since I found... Read more »

The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 2

The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 2
This typically will come on the immediate Tuesday morning, but since I am, last time I checked a guy that likes guy things, there was a relatively big hockey game and basketball game on Monday night. Plus, I’m a Penguins fan, so I’ve been on a bender for about 96 straight hours to forget the pain. Anyway,... Read more »
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