Q. & A.

Q. What do the Chicago Bears and a Bakery have in common?

A. They both have lots of Turnovers.

Q. What do golf courses and swiss cheese have in common?

A. They're both full of holes.

Q. What do Jay Cutler and an Astronomer have in common?

A. They both are seeing stars.

Q. What does the NHL  have in common with a Professional Bowler?

A. They both like to strike.

Q. What do the Cubs, White Sox, Chicago Sky, Chicago Fire have in common with the Chicago Blackhawks?

A. Some of their players and coaches are skating on thin ice.

Q. What do the Cubs, White Sox, Sky, and Fire all have in common with a guy named Mitt?

A. They all came up short.

Q. What does the U.S. Ryder Cup team have in common with a guy named Mitt?

A. They both lost.

Q. What does the NBA have in common with Augusta National?

A. They're finally admitting women (Augusta National - two women members); (NBA  - Lauren Holtkamp and Brenda Pantoja - two women referees).

Q. What does Gilligan's Island have in common with the Chicago Bears?

A. They both have characters named "Lovie"

Q. What do all the talking heads in the sports media have in common with Q. & A.?

A. They both ask lots of Questions and rarely have the Answers.

Q. What do the Chicago Bears and our fantastic Military Forces have in common?

A. DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE.

Q. What does this pro sports blogger have in common with the non-existent NHL season?

A. No ifs, no Ands, No PUCKS!

 

 

 

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    Loved the article Sheri! Very funny!

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