Cue a bad gif of someone jiggling their belly fat. Or sometimes it's a dancing banana. Just something that FORCES you to look at it.
And get curious about what the heck that one weird trick is. (Spoiler alert: there is no weird trick.)
In this case, though, there is one not-so-weird trick. It's very easy in fact. Just as easy as taking a pill or two.
So, you want to gain two sizes in two months?
I first recommend taking Seroquel, and then switching to Abilify right before the holidays.
Seroquel was an instant 10lbs. Pants that fit only 4 days ago wouldn't even ZIP, let alone button. And the weight kept coming on, probably because I was so sleepy all the time that my body was in sleep metabolism stage 24/7.
By the time I started Abilify, I was hovering around 180lbs. It didn't shoot up, but it's, erm, climbing steadily still.
And yet...and yet, there's a theory I have now. I and my doctors. It's certainly a possibility.
Did you know many forms of birth control contribute to depression?
Some even have risks of emotional lability.
I think getting the Nexplanon messed me up, without me realizing it, then after the trip to the psych ward, we added some mood stabilizers/atypical antipsychotics, which then made me gain weight.
Yes. Nexplanon sent me to the psych ward, it seems.
That's the one weird trick that made me gain weight.
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