After delivering 3 babies, I've been
intrigued amazed stunned shocked embarrassed horrified fascinated by the fact that I look 8 months pregnant following expulsion. You heard me.
I thought it was just because I was 5 feet tall.
I thought it was just because I ate to my heart's gestational content.
I thought it was just because I wasn't a freaky pregnant workout queen.
But, even the future Queen of England sports a post-baby pooch after delivering His Royal Highness!
Perfect Princess Kate now has a baby AND a chunka-munka just like the rest of us!
I like that.
Wait...is that her belly button I can see through her Just-Like-Di polka-dot dress?
Even I didn't have that!!! Awwww....
I'm so happy
that the world press digitally documented Princess Kate's postnatal bulge for the royal couple and their new 8 pound, 6 ounce delight.
Please forgive my bitterness, but I've never, ever forgotten how someone mentioned to me while I was pregnant (multiple times) that she wore her pre-pregnancy jeans home from the hospital after delivering her first son. She's
such a pain in the ass silly Magoo.
Bottom line? It's wonderful to see how
bulbous distended puffy poochy bloated enlarged overwhelmed-with-love Kate looks after having just given birth.
Long live t
hose of us who don't snap back to tight abs the second we've delivered the King.