The 12 days of Christmas: Sung by a mommy blogger

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – A maid to help clean up my house.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – An uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – The answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – An understanding of “New Math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Patience of a goddess, understanding of “new math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - Sneezing without leaking, patience of a goddess, understanding of “new math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Driving without swearing, sneezing without leaking, patience of a goddess, understanding of “new math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Restraint not to bitchslap assholes, driving without swearing, sneezing without leaking, patience of a goddess, understanding of “new math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – A wine club membership, restraint not to bitchslap assholes, driving without swearing, sneezing without leaking, patience of a goddess, understanding of “new math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – Complete appreciation, a wine club membership, restraint not to bitchslap assholes, driving without swearing, sneezing without leaking, patience of a goddess, understanding of “new math”, the answer to every “why?” question, sexy time with hubby, an uninterrupted shower, jeans that flatter my ass, and a maid to help clean up my house!

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