MTV Hottest MC List? Aint Nobody Got Time For That!

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I was sitting with my daughter at breakfast arguing about who the best MC’s of all time were. She was listing people that I don’t even consider rappers. I was laughing, making fun of her and telling her that some of the rappers she listed were more likely to appear on the best of Sesame Street as the best consonant and vowels users. They were more likely to be on the Electric Company, shadowed on the screen, talking about Wh +ACK = Whack.

Then all of a sudden she pulls out the list that she had been reading from and it was MTV’s 10 hottest MC list. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to run out from behind the kitchen and be like DJ FINK your fat ass just got punk’d.

Ashton… I am still waiting!

Ashton… where are you?

Ashton…

Damn Demi get your own money, stop suing Ashton and let him come out hear and punk me please…

Wait. MTV you are for real?

MTV IS NOW BANNED FROM LISTING ANYTHING HIP HOP RELATED…

Having MTV state that those are the hottest MC’s in the game is like saying that Saddam Hussein gets to make the list of greatest BUSH family leaders.

Are you kidding me? I am about to list in order from 10 to 1 the MTV list.

10 Mack Mill
9 Future
8 A$ap Rocky
7 Kanye West
6 Big Sean
5 Drake
4 Nas
3 Rick Ross
2 2 Chainz
1 Kendrick Lamar

No Milli Vinilli? My 4-year-old daughter Jayden can rap her ABC’s better than some of the people on that list. As an added bonus after she says, “Now I know my ABC’s, next time won’t you sing with me, she does the break-dancers circle and spins until she does a pose.

Hell I heard Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live flow better than some of the so- called Rappers that MTV has listed on this list.

I don’t want to sound like Seth Meyers but Future? Really?

Future sounds like Froggy from the Little Rascals. I’m waiting for him to sing the hook of, “I’m in the mood for love, simply because your near me?

2 Chainz? 2 Chainz? 2 Chainz and best of anything don’t go together. He has a song stating that he’s different and then raps about the same things that every other rapper talks about who he claims to be different from. Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing. Obviously not your glass ceiling because it seems you have reached your top my brother.

I love Rick Ross. He is showing that being a little food challenged won’t stop you from being a star. Reference Adele, Fat Jonah Hill, Old School Oprah and Me.

But as far as the BAWSE being the 3rd best rapper is crazy. He may be the third best man breasted individual. Reference the FAT Rapper on the new Shaq show Upload.

I will give MTV Nas and Kanye West. Maybe even Kendrick Lamar but Kendrick is not #1.

Let’s talk about who is missing on this list. In no particular order!

Besides Nas, Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar I would add…

Snoop Lion, Snoop Dogg, Snoop Tiger hell all of the Snoops are better than that list.

Furthermore I would add,

Ice Cube
Dr. Dre
Jay-Z
Common
Talib Kweli
Eminem
Game
Phonte
Big Pooh
T3
Elzhi
Macklemore
Blind Fury
Childish Gambino
B.O.B
Kid Cudi
Big Boi
Andre 3000
Yasiin Bey
Murs
Brother Ali
Rashid Hadee
Method Man
Redman
Raekwon
Ghostface
Rza
Ludacris
Pete Rock

And if they really wanted to shut the list down, I would put these rappers up against MTV’s entire list.

Rakim
Chuck D
KRS-ONE
Kool Moe Dee
and Big Daddy Kane.

Hell I would dig up Biggie, Tupac, Big L and GURU. Just them sitting at the MTV table would make whoever made this list feel crazy.

MTV you should stick to Teen Wolf and Jersey Shore. Your Ghetto Past has been revoked.

Hell you don’t even play music videos anymore.

How you gonna tell us who is hot in anything anymore?

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM…

Just my thoughts man!

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