Posts tagged "Chicago Cubs"
ChicagoNow’s Captain Meatball suggests The Chicago Cubs should hire Morgan Freeman to replace color man Bob Brenly in the TV booth. I respectfully (and absolutely) disagree. I have the ideal candidate. Lloyd Christmas from “Dumb and Dumber”. It’s the perfect fit. And the ideal job Lloyd has long been seeking: No 40 hours a week. It would be the “lucky break” Christmas constantly talked about. ... Read more »
Cubs say that Dempster’s tightened lat Is really why he will be sat. He’ll still be traded. Count on that. By dint of his ERA stat. A Cub him we won’t any more see. Not even his latissimus dorsi.
A hundred and three years they’ve not had a feast. The faithful are naturally starvish. So Theo, they wouldn’t blame you in the least To splurge on a hurling Darvish.
So Epstein has signed Dale Sveum Who will manage the Cubs every geum. What will happen? Who knows? When the Cubs play their foes. At the moment we just have his neum.
Why all this ballyhoo in Cub Nation over Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer? I get that they are young—38 and 36— baseball executives who were wunderkind masterminds behind the ending of the Red Sox World Series drought. But let’s not go Pollyanna about them. At this writing, neither is in the Cubs front office, although it seems inevitable that they... Read more »