Posts tagged "Chicago Bears"

A Changing Of The Guard---And Maybe A Wide-Receiver Or Two

  Note: The Chicago Bears have hired Kansas City Chiefs director of college scouting Phil Emery as their new general manager. As their GM the Bears pick Emery A name I’ll now commit to memory. He may receive the benefit From  everyone who doubts a bit. Which doesn’t, in the least, mean I’m Opposed to giving... Read more »

Brian's Brain

Note: On HBO’s “Real Sports”, Brian Urlacher said even if he did fear he had a concussion, he would try to hide it in order to stay on the field. Brian Urlacher, Ferocious linebacker, Vows he wouldn’t stop crushin’ Despite a concussion. The  concussion concealed, He’d  stay on the field. But then he might  sack The Bears’ own... Read more »

Going Around With The Bears

Coordinator of offense, The Bears announced, will be Mike Tice. I’ll let the experts make much sense Of whether this is really nice. The Bears, I guess, spared no expense, And, probably, did not think twice About who’ll do the  line offense, The former job of Mr. Tice.
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Tebow Preys On The Bears

Tim, Tim, the Bronco’s son, Stole a win on a Barber’s run. Bent his knee on the friendly sod Giving thanks to a gracious God.

Bearish News: A Thumb-Nail Sketch

  There is a proverb that begins “For want of a nail, a shoe was lost”.  And it  ends with the loss of a kingdom.  It just might happen that  for the loss of a thumb, a championship will be lost.  Bears Coach Lovie Smith this morning confirmed reports that quarterback Jay Cutler suffered a fractured thumb... Read more »

Excuse His French

In Sunday’s Trib sports section, Steve Rosenbloom wrote a stinging column about Bears coach, Lovie Smith. If I got it right, Rosenbloom thinks Smith is a guy who’s on a power trip and any player who questions his decisions—e.g. safety Chris Harris—will get  his walking papers. I wouldn’t want to challenge Rosenbloom on his opinion.... Read more »
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