Posts in category "sex"

Mission: Coition

  “It may sound taboo, but one of the most popular questions fielded by astronauts is about sex in space. People wonder if somebody has already “done it” up there. If so, who and how? Many more wonder if it’s even possible. Some argue that it must have happened by now, what with all the... Read more »

The water Trump carries for Putin is golden

    “A 35-page dossier that details President-elect Donald Trump’s ties with Russia was published for the first time in full by BuzzFeed on Tuesday evening and revealed a particularly surprising allegation involving Trump hiring prostitutes to pee on a hotel bed.”  []   What the dossier says about Trump is salacious. He denies it,... Read more »

A call girl? Dial M for Melania?

    “Mrs. Trump has placed several news organizations on notice of her legal claims against them, including Daily Mail among others, for making false and defamatory statements about her supposedly having been an ‘escort”’in the 1990s,” Harder said in an email. ‘All such statements are 100% false, highly damaging to her reputation, and personally... Read more »

Coition ignition

  “‘I am predicting that, once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars,”‘said Barrie Kirk of the Canadian Automated Vehicles Centre of Excellence.” []   When driverless cars in the future arrive, Whether wearing some jeans or tuxedo, You may still be quite active  in this other drive;... Read more »

Lemony Wicked

  “Biochemicals found in berries, citrus fruit and red wine might  help men maintain healthy erections, a nutrition study suggests>”  [Dennis Thompson in today’s Tribune A & E section]   If your sex drive has gone on vacation And there isn’t a good explanation. Squeeze a lemon or lime Drink red wine, and in time... Read more »

How to improve your sex life in four short lines

[The following was inspired by Planet Michelle’s “Best Sex Quotes” by ChicagoNow blogger Michelle Babicz]   Some have trouble with sex Because they believe What God did  in Eden To Adam and Eve.

Playboy decides to leave something to the imagination

  “Playboy has decided to stop publishing images of nude women, ending the magazine’s 62-year practice that made it a cultural icon.”  []   So many years Playboy’s been viewed For women pictured in the nude. Movie starlets, campus cuties Frequently exposed their booties. Callow  youngsters came of age While ogling its stapled page. But... Read more »

The kitchen is not a red-light district (with a shout out to Brett Baker)

  Author’s note: The table for the following verse was set by “Can we please stop describing food as sexy?” by ChicagoNow blogger Brett Baker.   As for cooking shows one of my wishes Is that, whether of meats or of fishes, I don’t want  cuisine To be raw or obscene So stop  calling them... Read more »

Why Spike didn't pass the smell test: a poem for the Weather Girl

  “It’s disappointing that it didn’t open because it’s really quite splendid,” said Chicago Botanic Garden conservation scientist Patrick Herendeen, who narrated the opening to the crowd. “They’re amazing plants. Their flowers are amazing and their odor is amazing. However, this is not unprecedented. It just didn’t perform as expected. But that’s just like our... Read more »

Miley Cyrus nude again. How boaring.

  Miley Cyrus likes to pose On magazine covers without her clothes. Her reputation can’t sink lower In the eyes of people who barely know her.