All Trump wants for Christmas is a border wall

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The following should be sung to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth".

 

All  Trump wants for Christmas

Is a border wall.

A border wall.

Just a border wall.

Gee, if Trump could only have

A border wall

Then he could wish you Merry Christmas!

 

It seems so long since he did say

The money for it Mexicans will pay.

Gosh, oh gee

How happy he'll be

If he could see that day.

 

All Trump wants for Christmas

Is a border wall.

A border wall.

Just a border wall.

Gee, if Trump could only have

A border wall

Then he could wish you Merry Christmas!

 

At one time Chuck and Nancy too

Used to promise modus operandi.

But now Trump says, " I talk to them

But they don't seem to  understand me."

 

All Trump wants for Christmas

Is a border wall.

A border wall.

Just a border wall.

Gee, if Trump could only have

A border wall

Then he could wish  you Merry Christmas!

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  • Maybe a more apropros tune would be "If I Only Had a Brain." Based on various excerpts on various news programs,some orange blowhole said that Schumer wanted the shutsown, and/or the blowhole did. Personally, I can't see why an unstable personality would do such a "negotiation" on camera, but maybe the Mercers see some upside with the fascists.

  • If I remember the song properly, didn't it end with a couple of attempts at "Merry Christmas" -- both unsuccessful -- and a switch to "Happy New Year!"? I wonder what the "Happy New Year!" will be.

  • In reply to Margaret H. Laing:

    Trump better watch out, he better not cry, he better not pout, I'm telling you why, 2019's coming to town.

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