A Thanksgiving Day Ballad on Caesar Salad




(CNN)The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warned US consumers on Tuesday to not eat romaine lettuce, as it may be contaminated with E. coli.


Today I won't eat Caesar Salad

For it might make me sick and pallid.

I will eschew the leaves Romaine

And poisoning they call ptomaine.


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  • I didn't think romaine and spinach defecated, but Hogs Gone Wild says feral pigs do on them.

  • Good news at last, that you're avoiding the dangerous dishes. Thanks (again) for making the tough stories, well, palatable. Happy Thanksgiving!

  • I went to Chipotle yesterday and there was a sign about no romaine lettuce. Then I looked at the counter and there wasn't any lettuce. As Carly Simon would say, back to "the good old days."

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