A Thanksgiving Day Ballad on Caesar Salad

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(CNN)The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warned US consumers on Tuesday to not eat romaine lettuce, as it may be contaminated with E. coli.

 

Today I won't eat Caesar Salad

For it might make me sick and pallid.

I will eschew the leaves Romaine

And poisoning they call ptomaine.

 

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  • I didn't think romaine and spinach defecated, but Hogs Gone Wild says feral pigs do on them.

  • Good news at last, that you're avoiding the dangerous dishes. Thanks (again) for making the tough stories, well, palatable. Happy Thanksgiving!

  • I went to Chipotle yesterday and there was a sign about no romaine lettuce. Then I looked at the counter and there wasn't any lettuce. As Carly Simon would say, back to "the good old days."

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