"Rachel Brand, the third-ranking official at the Justice Department, is expected to resign Friday. A source familiar with Brand's plans said she is going to accept a job with Walmart. A second source said she is leaving DOJ 'because she got a great job.'" [cnn.com]
I'd advise Rachel Brand to remain at her post
Though I know that I never will meet 'er.
She'll be working for Walmart, it now is supposed,
In a job that pays more than a greeter.