Where are you, General Kelly? It's inappropriate to hide.

under-desk

 

Has anybody here seen Kelly?

K-E-double L-Y.

At a restaurant table or deli?

Has anybody here seen Kelly?

I'd like to ask about his sally,

That empty-barrel barefaced lie.

Has anybody here seen Kelly?

K-E-double L-Y?

 

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  • He might be in today's Pearls Before Swine.

  • I like this one. If you could put it together with a tune, it would be a great little political ditty. Someone like Mark Russell in his prime could make great use of it.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Maybe hanging out with Harrigan.

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