"In the first skirmish of the coming fight for the soul of the Republican Party, polls have opened in the Alabama special election to replace Attorney General Jeff Sessions in the Senate. Republicans face a choice between Sessions’s appointed replacement, former state attorney general Luther Strange, and former Alabama Supreme Court judge Roy Moore." [washingtonpost.com]
In 'Bama the GOP choices do range--
For a seat on the Upper House floor--
From someone who's proud of the fact that he's strange,
To another who is even more.