[The following verse owes its conception to "Hate Lawyers??? Don't worry it's getting harder to be one" which appeared today in Michael Helfand's "Chicago's Real Law Blog"]
It's in Shakespeare: "Kill all lawyers"
Like those infesting Courthouse foyers.
Our hate for them may be prodigious
Due to the fact they are litigious.
Ambulance chasing, guilty pleas
And worst of all, enormous fees!