Steve Harvey's beauty of a blunder

 

Steve Harvey was really amiss

When he named the victorious Miss.

On the live TV set

He  was filled with regret

And apologized for his reMiss.

 

 

 

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  • At least he didn't go into the usual Family Feud:
    Contestant: "Boobs, Steve."
    Family: "Good answer; good answer."
    Steve: "Boobs."
    Board: "Magnificent Mammaries [ding]."

  • Also speaking of Miss Columbia, I don't see how ABC TV is trying to convince us that Sophia Vergara is married to Al Bundy,

  • Miss Columbia really got 'schlonged'...

  • In reply to 4zen:

    We know that Hillary's son in law knows what that means--in the sense in which the word was condemned.

  • In reply to jack:

    You mean his Greek bets?

  • In reply to 4zen:

    No. But again putting it in its native language, it is something a schmuck would say and is. And it has nothing to do with the German word for a Christmas ornament, even though it may be so derived.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Merriam Webster has the original meaning.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    You can also see where I am going from this wedding picture. No, it was taken off one of those Texas Jesus is Jewish shows on Channel 57.1. Marc has used his schlong at least twice. Does that mean that Chelsea was schlonged?

  • In reply to jack:

    Two of Trumps grandchildren, daughter, and son-in-law are also Jewish.

    He did use the word back in 2011 describing a beating someone took in a political contest according one source.

    This had to be planned. Hillary would have been better served laughing and sending a zinger right back at him, obviously not hard to do. It makes her look weak. Trump is 'exposed' to infinitely worse everyday.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    ABC just had a poll that 50% of Americans would be embarrassed if Trump were elected President. It also went over his history of misogynist comments, so I guess you found another one in 2011.

    If Trump is from New York, works in professions saturated with Jews and long has been a vocal supporter of Israel. His daughter and two grandchildren are Jewish, the executive vice president of his organization is Jewish — and Trump certainly has chutzpah. someone should have told him what the term meant and what a schmuck is. They do have chutzpah. Despite her recent politics, I would rather have Sarah Silverman represent the country, than someone who can't control his mouth or Twitter account.

    "This had to be planned." Trump used the word. Why did his schlong decide to have his mouth emit it? That's the question, not the reaction.

  • You mean the same 50% that voted for the worst President in the history of the United States, that's absolutely shocking.

    'I would rather have Sarah Silverman represent the country, than someone who can't control his mouth or Twitter account.'... Trump supporters already know this, which is why a man like Trump is where he's at, because the left puts the 'golden calf' of pride above the God of common sense.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    "...the left puts the 'golden calf' of pride " Like who is the egomaniac who shoots off his mouth and demands apologies from those he insults? Why is it a matter of concern to Mr. Considerate that Mrs. Clinton had to wait in line for the ladies' room?

    "You mean the same 50% that voted for the worst President in the history of the United States, that's absolutely shocking." I don't know why you bring Warren Harding or Jimmy Carter into this, but let me repeat again: Your "hero" can't win if he has alienated half (or more) of the electorate.

    You certainly have abdicated "the God of common sense." Thimk* before you post.
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    *Intentionally so stated.

  • In reply to jack:

    Is this the beginning of the hive mind's capitulation?

    It appears Colbert's continous appeals to those that live in a fantasy world aren't working out too well, if his rating fall any further he's going to be joining the 'epidemic of Santas' in the lobby of CBS.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Colbert is interested the same way any late night comedian is--free material. In fact that's the only reason CNN is. CNN is trying to make some hay out of Cruz's amendment to some immigration bill, but knows nobody is interested, but Mr. Rouge Face and Derriere pulls in the ratings.

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