"Donald Trump invites a woman onto the stage to prove his hair is real, after the New York Times reported on the fact that some in the Spanish-speaking media have been calling him: "El hombre del peluquin" -- The man of the toupee. 'I don't wear a toupee! It's my real hair. I swear.'" [realclearpolitics.com]
I can't say I ever did care
At all about Donald Trump's hair
But he had someone tug
To confirm it's no rug
Though what's under is full of hot air.
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