God is not a Republican

 

The  GOP candidates think they'll  prod

Their  poll numbers higher to get the nod

By appealing to folk

Each time they  invoke,

As head of their party,  Almighty God.

 

 

 

 

 

Filed under: politics, Religion

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  • But God is dead. Ronald Reagan, too.

  • According to revelation 22:13 God is the head of every party, remember the lesson to the friends of Job.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Also the parties that Patrick Kane attended?

  • In reply to jack:

    Yes...God also headed the party where Eve slipped Adam that apple Mickey.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Apparently He made Kane's Zweigle's White Hot have to go into action, and maybe Kane will be spending some time in nearby Attica, where I guess there is a chaplain.

  • Aquinas, I have decided God's under the Republican roof

    Because Republicans swear His membership's no spoof.

    But God has never spoken to me

    So as you can readily see

    My denial that He is a Republican fails in its proof.

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Has He spoken to anyone after Muhammad (assuming you can believe Muhammad)?

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