["I was sitting at my house and sneezed and it was one of those violent sneezes I wasn't ready for. That's when I first felt that sharpness." Neil Ramirez, quoted in today's Tribune Sports Section.]
The Cubs put Ramirez back on the DL;
He pulled an oblique and is not feeling well.
It's reported that he's
Said the cause was a sneeze
Which hit with such force like a bat out of hell.