[The following verse is based on Philip Hersh's delightful piece in Sunday's Tribune: "Going bass line-A night at the opera provides an escape from the rigors of the NBA for Bulls big man Pau Gasol".]
In a double A seat long and tall
Watching Tosca thrice sits Pau Gasol.
When the Bulls signed him
I got right behind him
But I won't at the opera at all.