A Juggernaut Approaches From the North, or It Can't Be Winter Yet!


My brain's electric grid convulses

With thousands of febrile impulses.

What's switched on my cerebral cortex?

That frigid fiend, the Polar Vortex!


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  • Your rhyming continues to flourish
    While mine gets more wooden and boorish.
    When I try to rhyme with Polar Vortex
    The best I come up with is "Poor Tex."

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Poor Tex only if Dallas gets an ice storm (which it might). Work with that....

  • In reply to jnorto:

    How about Gor-Tex?

  • In reply to jnorto:

    Tom Skilling implied one this noon:

    Here's a picture of snow cover in Lubbock, Tex.
    Caused by the polar vortex.

  • Great post, AW!

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