Mae West: The Original Spice Girl

Born today: Mae West
None sexier even when fully dressed.
For double entendres she was wickedly gifted.
She said she was Snow White but recently drifted.

The hotter the better:

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years."

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."

"Men are easy to get but hard to keep."

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

"Some men are right in their places---if they only knew the right places!"

"I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit."

[To a young actor] "How tall are you without your  horse? Six feet and seven inches? Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches."


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