The Bare Fact Is Hef Is 87


Hugh Hefner, born today,
Arriving  naked as a jay.
As every Playboy reader knows,
He fancies women without clothes.


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  • Let's hope that Hef currently isn't in that condition in public.

    And as every Playboy reader knows, he fancies women with silicone. Rhyme that.

  • In reply to jack:

    And furthermore it is well-known
    They are enhanced with silicone.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    You took the challenge.

    Reminds me of Chyna challenging some female wrestler for being silicone enhanced, to which the other wrestler said that she was not roids enhanced. Turns out Chyna was both.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack, you are a compendium of information.

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