The Papal Soap Opera Drags On

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Three votes.

New Pope?

Black smoke.

Nope.

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  • In response to those saying that "anything can happen in the conclave," I replied [for reasons previously stated] that they will not elect Menachem Cardinal Benyaminson of Brooklyn.

    Personally, I'm waiting for my Popesicles.

  • In reply to jack:

    Jack, there are limits to ecumenical outreach.

  • Also, based on a story just on Fox32 News, it won't be Kathleen Cardinal Bridget Mary Margaret Claudia Grabowski.

  • In reply to jack:

    Legend has it that there was a Pope Joan. But in reality that won't happen, it seems, unless hell freezes over. Women weren't even allowed to serve Mass a generation ago.

  • But, as you posted the last one, the white smoke came out.

    Other than Pope Frank (which nobody seems to have predicted), your job is now to translate all the Latin over the portico and on the gateposts.

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