Something to Think About the Next Time You Order Calamari

squid1BBC Earth News: The male squid's sexual organ is almost as long  as its whole body, including mantle, head, and arms: 67 centimeters or a little over two feet.

A Casanova or  Don Juan

With women in his  clinches

Would be delighted  with a rise

Of  six or seven inches.

But they'd be  put to shame  by one,

Deep in the ocean hid,

Whose own expands  two feet or more

When amorous, the squid.

 

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  • You need ample length to hook up in the vast volume of the oceans.

    Strangely enough, this comic yesterday is related to the post.

    There is also the James Bond implication from Octopussy. And does this portion of the calamari end up on top of a pizza?

  • In reply to jack:

    It would be appropos for it to end up on top of a pizza since it is after all a pizzle.

  • In reply to jack:

    Funny comic strip. He could use a synonym and measure up better.

  • In reply to jack:

    As far as James Bond, to fit the Octopussy trope, his would have to be detachable.

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