Archive for March 2013
Although it has nothing to do with direction, the name for this day on which Christians celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus, Easter, is a very felicitous one. The rising of the sun in the east mirrors the rising of the Son of God. The Resurrection is the linchpin of Christian faith. Without it, the edifice... Read more »
“Disgusting!” Kirsten Dunst said when She kissed one of film’s famous men. And whom did she refer to? It Was handsome leading man, Brad Pitt. Surprised? She was eleven then.
The Bulls ended the Heat’s 27-game winning streak last night. So I suppose such a signal victory should automatically make this Bulls fan overjoyed. But it doesn’t. Instead it leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I have to agree with Lebron James, who despite being Public Enemy No. 1 for many Bulls fans, is... Read more »
(Based on the Chicago Tribune Sports Article “Urine for a good time at minor league park”) At Coca-Cola Park In Allentown, PA. There’ll be video game The men will pee to play. In front of urinals They’ll open and take aim Engaging with a screen To score high in the game. Then later with a... Read more »
Matt Lauer Gets about 75 thou an hour. He hated Ann Curry So she left in a hurry. Now with the ingenue Savannah, He’s once again the top banana. Al Roker, May or may not be a joker. He does the weather Standing up or on his nether. When Curry left, he took a whack... Read more »
Memo to Bill Maher, Host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO: Mr. Maher, I’m a great fan of yours, but that’s not why I’m writing. I’m writing to clear up some theological debris you left behind in your last show. Now I do respect your opinion about you know whose existence. And I’m... Read more »
While my coffee this morning was perking, The Today Show had something on “twerking”. And it said Miley Cyrus Had a case of this virus Which involves the backside overworking.
If Spring were a mimic, its impression of Winter would be uncanny so far. Last year we basked in the 80s. This morning my hands froze. The weather guy (or gal) deserves a one-finger salute. Right? At least if you buy into the mindless chatter on the local TV news outlets. They’re always giving a... Read more »
Derrick Rose might be a superstar, but he puts on his Adidas like the rest of us (if you could afford to): one foot at a time. So if the latest reports are right that he’s physically fit but not mentally ready, at the very least he could deign to dress up for a... Read more »
ABC News Fashion Note: Vancouver-based company Lululemon is recalling see-through Yoga pants. WARNING: Women doing yoga With their booties Lululemon in: You might be putting at great risk The mystique of your feminine.