Science Note: According to Dr. Edwin Suarez at Duke University, "For women, poor sleep is strongly associated with high levels of psychological distress and feelings of hostility, depression, and anger.
Women in the morning are
Much grumpier than men by far.
At least an expert on this claims
That lack of sleep makes ornery dames.
It has to do, he has surmised,
With hormones. Really? I'm surprised.
But, actually, I understand.
I've heard them say that love is gland.
So if she wants to sleep long, let 'er.
Your breakfast will go down much better.