Classical Music May Be a Safety Hazard

shosNote: Researchers at the London Metropolitan University tell us there is evidence that classical music can induce  both men and women to  drive erratically.

There's a study that says if you play
Something classical your car just may
Find itself in a ditch
Due to Shostakovich
With a fortissimo and forte.

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  • That would be a real pain in the pianissimo.

  • In reply to TRSlyder:

    Indeed, or even worse, a pain in the ostinato.

  • I don't know about the Italian, but look out when you leave one of those Ravinia lawn parties. It's probably worse than being in the parking lot when the first Blues Brothers movie let out. And I'm referring to when it still had f-n Illinois Nazis on the soundtrack.

  • In reply to jack:

    Like when they play Rossini's Lawn Ranger Overture?

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