50 Shades of Purple

wilderSex and Relationships Note:  A survey of over 2000 people found that the color  purple makes men irresistible to the ladies.

If a man wants to be
A magnet for chicks,
It depends candidly
On the color he picks.

For the truth is a cough,
Or a belch, or a slurp'll
Not turn the girl off
If her date's wearing  purple.

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  • If that's Willy Wonka, he had another aphrodisiac, although I took the move as a statement that chocolate was not good for kiddies.

    Anyway, I think some women are more interested that something else than the clothing is purple.

  • In reply to jack:

    Sweets in general, I believe. BTW, looking at the picture of Wilder again, I think you're on to something.

  • But those were British women, they probably find it royal or some such.

    American woman are much more practical, they only care about the color green. Unless they're looking for a baby daddy, then stupid is much more desirable.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Good point. And when they can find the green, they get in the red.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Or a quarterback in any color uniform. Maybe even a tight end.

  • Breaking news, Obama backing off contraceptive order for religious universities and hospitals...score another one for Rush...and the Lord.

  • In reply to 4zen:

    Which Rush?

  • In reply to 4zen:

    At least according to the Tribune editorial, not by much and not as much as you thought. The way they portray it, the church affiliated hospitals will have to pay the employees to get their own insurance policies that contain contraceptive coverage.

    My opinion still is is that if the church is in commerce by, for instance, accepting Medicaid money or purchasing supplies in the stream of commerce, it should comply, or otherwise get out of commerce, such as what the church adoption agencies did when Illinois said it would only pay agencies that complied with the civil union law. Can't have your cake and eat the government's, too.

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