Michael Jordan's Dirty Secret


Celebrity News: The Chicago Tribune Arts and Entertainment section says Michael Jordan never dances.

M.J.'s done
A lot of things
Besides winning
Six championship rings.

He wears the best
Designer clothes,
And often golfs
With Master pros.

He's what is called
An entrepreneur
Whose lamborghini
Engines purr.

A bon vivant,
A fashion plate,
Who rubs his elbows
With the great.

A pitchman for
Hanes underpants,
A guy who'll gamble,
But never dance.

Filed under: Dancing, entertainment, NBA, Sports


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  • I thought his dirty little secret was Karla Knafel. Probably plenty others.

    Also, has he been able to unload his palais et vitrine de chaussures de sport à Highland Park?*

    *Translation courtesy of Google.

  • In reply to jack:

    Merci, Jacques. Je ne sais pas.

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