Jogging for Dummies

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Health Note: New research in Belgium shows that people who live in a city and exercise outdoors have higher levels of inflammation and lower scores on cognitive tests than those who exercise outside in the suburbs.

When you jog in the city, who knew
That it's likely to lower I.Q.
The suburbs are better
Or run when it's wetter
And rush hour traffic eschew.

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  • Here's one you can parse for cause and effect.

    Someone once told me "I never saw an ugly woman jogging."

  • In reply to jack:

    Who looks at the face?

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    I don't think that the comment was limited to that.

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