Cosmopolitan Comes in 365 Varieties

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Media Alert:  Cosmopolitan On-Line Magazine featues  a sexual position for every day of the year. "The Sea Horse," "Back-up Boogie", "Now and Zen", and "Rock-a--Bye Booty" are a few of the erotic examples.

Cosmo has a new position
Every day for your coition.
So if yours do never vary
Trot  something not  missionary.

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  • Cosmo was the first checkstand mag with cleavage.

    Thus, I wonder:
    Why this model has hair
    hiding there?

  • In reply to jack:

    Not a bad place to be stranded.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    As I pointed out above, not to those stranded in the checkout line of a sex that is unlikely to buy the magazine.

    That leave us stuck with scanning the "Star" headlines, like "Hillary Divorce Shocker: Bill in Affair with Ms. Yeti." You mean that there are female subhuman mythical species?

  • Thanks, Jack, for your views.

    Your reference to Clinton in the tabloids reminds me that Romney is so bland and conventional that even the tabloids couldn't pin anything juicy on him.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    I mentioned somewhere that it is surprising that Clinton is still good for jokes, 12 years after being out of office.

    And if the best they could get for Romney is a picture showing him pumping gas, I guess you are right.

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