Note: In her book, "Dressing the Queen: The Jubilee Wardrobe", Angela Kelly, the personal assistant and dresser to the queen, says Queen Elizabeth simply doesn't sweat.
Ever since her coronation,
Queen Elizabeth the Second
Has been immune to perspiration,
Her dress designer's reckoned.
No matter what the temperature,
Whatever the occasion,
No matter if she's decked in fur,
She has no perspiration.
In Britain thus her horses sweat,
Her subjects all perspire.
But 'midst her reign no moisture yet
Has ruined the Queen's attire.