Omphaloskepsis, or What a Great Host Am I


Treehugger: A team of researchers, led by Dr. Robert Dunn, has discovered more than 2000 distinct species of life in the human belly button.

Have you gazed at your own navel lately?

If you did, you'd surprise yourself greatly.

It's a lush habitat

For a this and a that

Who have lived with us almost innately.

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  • In cases of this bent
    You should be able to charge the little buggers rent.

  • I think we'd make more than a grand
    If we leased out our nether land.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    I don't think anyone can top or bottom that one.

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