On the Front-Page: "Wildlife experts are predicting bigger animals...may be at the gate and ready to test the limits of just how much wildlife people in the metropolitan area will tolerate in their backyards."
If your homestead's in the burbs,
On wide and open spaces,
I've information that disturbs:
You live in dangerous places.
Some predators are coming soon
In search of food and fare.
The wolf, the cougar, and the bruin,
A.k.a. the bear.