It's a No-Brainer. Lloyd Christmas Should Replace Bob Brenly.

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ChicagoNow's Captain Meatball suggests The Chicago Cubs should hire Morgan Freeman to replace color man Bob Brenly in the TV booth.

I respectfully (and absolutely) disagree.

I have the ideal candidate.  Lloyd Christmas from "Dumb and Dumber".

It's the perfect  fit.  And the ideal job Lloyd has long been  seeking:    No 40 hours a week.  It would be the "lucky break" Christmas constantly talked about.  And his pal  Harry Dunne could occasionally botch up the 7th-inning anthem.

After all, didn't Lloyd once say, "I'll tell you where I'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. "

Now doesn' that sound a lot  like the friendly confines of Wrigley?

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