If Jesus Were Married, He's in Good Company

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Was Jesus Christ a married man?
And if so does it matter?

Some say from when His Church began,
It's written on a tatter

That "Jesus said to them, 'My wife...'"
And so ends the translation.

But happily married men in life
Don't need an explanation.

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  • Looks like they need Maury Povich*

    Both at the beginning and at the end to see if there was a DNA switch.**

    _____
    I tried too hard to rhyme here.

    *He told some woman who came for her 9th or 10th "You are not the father test" "this has happened only one time in recorded history."

    **Maybe George Christ, who used to own a diner, is a descendant.

  • In reply to jack:

    Some would object to Maury Povich because he's not a man of the cloth. or even a fragment of one.

    DNA in this case Does Not Apply.

    Trying to rhyme" Maury Povich"---
    Even failing to--- is so rich.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    So, we are back to Bill Clinton and Monica's blue dress? He turned out to be a man of the cloth. Or Ken Starr did.

  • In reply to jack:

    You have me in stitches.

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