Archive for September 2012
I wish I could find me an app That would teach the fine art of the rap. Then I’d curse in the beats That are heard on mean streets, While I trash all political crap.
About a year ago I wrote a blog about the coincidences in my life. Psychologist Carl Jung christened them “synchronicities”. According to Jung synchronicities are “temporally coincident occurences of acausal events”. Meaning they happen close in time without any apparent reason. A professor by the name of J.E. Littlewood called them “miraculous occurences”. I’m sure I’m not... Read more »
“About half the Republicans need psychiatric help.” Bill Clinton, in a 2010 speech. I think that I shall never see More wackos than the GOP. They picked a guy for Chief Exec Whose campaign is a rolling wreck. A VP with a social brand He got from atheist Ayn Rand. Obstructionists like Speaker Boehner And... Read more »
The Southsiders are fading fast. They’ve lost 7 of 8. No matter what, it’s been a blast: Their rendezvous with fate.
Note: The following verse was inspired by “Caution: The Truth about the Exclamation Point” in the ChicagoNow blog “The Good Life” by Eraina Davis. The exclamation point should be Used only with restraint. And let me say emphatically A period it ain’t!!!!!!
Republicans are of the opinion that opinion polls that show Romney behind are wrong. President Obama only has an illusory lead in just about every poll—nationally and in the swing states. The Republicans claim the pollsters are—intentionally or not— skewing the responses to the left. I suppose that includes even a Fox News poll which also has Obama out in front. This... Read more »
Replacement refs are under fire For making big mistakes. But put the blame on those who hire And fire, for goodness’ sakes!
News item: Approximately 75% of people take their cell phones into the bathroom with them, according to a survey by the marketing agency 11 Mark. Cell phone use in toilet stalls Is so unsanitary. Far healthier when duty calls, Just shut off your Blackberry.
Stop it, Governor Romney. Stop fudging and skirting around the truth. Yesterday, on 60 Minutes you did it again. OK, you paid 14.1 % in federal income taxes in 2011. Th lion’s share, I presume, on capital gains and dividends. We learned that only last Friday when you deigned to open up a sliver of sunlight on... Read more »
Science note: An Italian study has found that the average male sexual organ is ten per cent smaller that it was 50 years ago. The genitalia of the male Has strunken ten per cent. But if the rest is fit and hale It shan”t shortchange the gent.